We Need Batman!

We need someone to help us deal with the number embarrassment of Santa Clara

Stampolis, the Thug, and the blight on the city

but who?

Santa Clara Unified

The New Gotham City

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Stampolis is the Heath Ledger Joker of Santa Clara

Truly this is how Stampolis needs to be seen

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He truly is the Joker 

But we have a solution

Canova must begin as our Caped Crusader

Batman is Jim Canova

Jim Canova is Batman!!

We even have a Commissioner Gordon

Andrew Rattermann!

There are other Batman Villains we need to worry about

Two Face

Jude Barry

Black Widow

Ina Bendis

King Tut

Remember Bill Bailey

Stupid, Fatheaded Bill Bailey, the architect of Koltermann and Dimwitted Michele Ryan

He would be our King Tut, Batman Villain


What would be a Batman Story without

Egghead?

Michael Helms

A stupid functionary, and complete waste of time

But all these bad guys,

would Canova as Batman need help?

Canova would need a Robin

We have a Robin

Albert Gonzalez

Canova and Gonzalez need Batgirl

Well Noelani could do it

But then we have Santa Clara's Riddler to handle

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Stephen Hazel, of course

But Batman Canova can rely on THE FLASH

Yep, councilmember and teach by day, FLASH at night!